Not just your average baggie full of lotion…
Hey Jerkface!
May be a bit of a stretch, but wanted to see if you knew anything of male toys. As far as women’s toys there is a wide variety of brands and styles to suit nearly every desire. However for men the only brand I’m aware of is fleshlight. And although it is certainly a step up, they are an absolute pain to clean and maintain. Sooo…any recommendations or resources you could provide?
Sincerely, Mix Master Bates
Master Bates,
Not a stretch at all. Fleshlights do have a definite corner on the jack off toy market currently. Porn stars have licensed versions and all, but they for real become uber messy super fast. Plus the idea of sticking your dick in what is pretty much a goop filled, rubbery Glo-Worm shell lost it’s appeal in 8th grade amirite? Never fear though! The Tenga Egg is here!
A couple years ago when I was living in Brooklyn, a roommate of mine brought a Tenga home. It was a door prize of some sort at a modeling agency party. At first I mistook it for one of those oversize fancy Cadbury Cremes, but I soon discovered this tiny eggy contained pleasure a bit different than a mini chocolate fix.
The Tenga comes in one convenient size. The beauty is on the inside (as is most beauty with things and people yea?). Different ridge patterns inside the individual eggs offer singularly special self-tease experiences. I don’t have a penis myself, but if I did I would be hyped on the variety of solo pleasure options. Gentle waves, silky strings, or twisty turns. It’s all up to you. PLUS these babies are sold in variety packs. Go nuts!…. see what I did there?
The little buddy stretches over your member as a sort of faux orifice. Once inside, you pick the speed and pressure. One size fits all and travelling with these homies is a breeze because they are cutely discreet. Here’s a how-to!
Concerning clean up, you’ll never have to grab a sock off your laundry pile again. These little guys are disposable and priced accordingly. Filled with purified water based lube, it’s smooth sailing then simply toss it and get on with your life already.
Try it out. Visit Tenga Global to learn more and purchase. Give them a wrist whirl and tell us what you think. OR save money and waste a hand towel, hair tie, and rubber glove with a homemade fifi:
Your call completely.
XOXO Joie Jerkface
