Lubra Personal Spray Lubricant

Foreword: Sadly, this review was written prior to realizing this product is no longer on the market. We are currently testing products for a suitable replacement. Maybe something like Xero Lube (link below). We’ll let you know what we find.

At first glance this evokes memories of a bottle of Aqua Net hairspray. Maybe that’s a good thing: you want the thing you spray it with to stay up despite prevailing conditions. Then again, thinking of the band Cinderella isn’t necessarily a turn-on for me. Call me a prude.

In reality this product is great. It directs a stream of lubricant right where you want – or need – it. The lube is seriously slick. Like if I were an international man of mystery in a high-speed car chase I’d fill up my oil slick tank with it. Then I could also imagine my pursuers were writhing in the throes of ecstasy as they went careening off the road. I mean, I may have a license to kill but I’m still a nice guy.

The can is huge and should last almost anyone a while. It hasn’t caused a reaction for two certain people I know with very sensitive skin, so it must be a pretty pure product (meaning, low or non-existent glycerin content). I’m not sure what else I can say in praise of the stuff. It should be part of your arsenal.

Tee hee…I said arse.