LifeStyles Skyn large condoms

The Celtic gods saw fit to endow me with a good amount of length and, particularly, girth. I’m not bragging, though I have no complaints either; it’s important to note these things when you’re talking about something as form-fitting as a condom. My baseline is Trojan Magnums because they are the one brand that fits comfortably without cutting off any circulation and generally feeling like I’m being tortured for information. Now you know what you need to, let’s get on with the review:

We picked up the Skyn brand because a) they’re large, b) they tout themselves as the “closest things to wearing nothing,” and c) they’re made of polyisoprene. Since we’re not all cool with latex the material was a big draw. We got ourselves in the mood (the things we have to do for this blog) and opened one of the stylish black packets. This is where things went downhill.

While I’m sure the condom would have worked for someone with more length, it definitely wasn’t designed for someone with much girth. It was a bit tricky to put on and felt pretty constricting at the base. The sensation of sex was dulled a bit just like with any other condom I’ve tried, so if it’s closer to wearing nothing I just didn’t notice. The real story was told when I took it off. You could see the discolored ring where the device had been restricting circulation and my penis looked like it had been holding its breath for a bit too long.

I won’t be using these again but maybe if you’re longer and have less diameter they’d be great for you.