Foreword: Sadly, this review was written prior to realizing this product is no longer on the market. We are currently testing products for a suitable replacement. Maybe something like Xero Lube (link below). We’ll let you know what we find. At first glance this evokes memories of a bottle of Aqua Net hairspray. Maybe that’s […]
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This is the first “official” lube I’ve worked with so I don’t have a lot of insight yet. I can say that it works and there were no negative reactions to it from two people with minor skin issues. That’s a good thing. This product boasts aphrodisiac properties but that’s so hard to judge when […]
The Celtic gods saw fit to endow me with a good amount of length and, particularly, girth. I’m not bragging, though I have no complaints either; it’s important to note these things when you’re talking about something as form-fitting as a condom. My baseline is Trojan Magnums because they are the one brand that fits […]
She chose this product, and can provide a more useful review of it as a whole. My involvement was in testing the cover as an enhancement to my digital manipulation skills. I slipped it on my middle finger (for best fit and because that seems to be the closest I have to a clitoris radar, […]